Good news: YOU don’t have to be bigger in Texas.
Last week, I spent the first part of the week in Tampa and
the second part of the week in Houston.
I have to say that Texas is one of my favorite states in our
good old US of A. Everyone around you is
so proud of where they are from, they love America, they wear REAL cowboy boots,
they have a thing for mixology, and they have a way of being southern without
being redneck. They say y’all, the world
ends if a man does not hold the door for you, and let’s be honest, you can
never go hungry in Texas.
I stayed near the baseball stadium in downtown Houston and
stumbled upon Irma’s Southwest Grill with my colleague. We were trying to grab salads at a steakhouse
nearby to finish up some slides before a presentation but it ended up being
closed and Irma’s won by default.
This fabulous high-end yet casual Tex-Mex restaurant was
buzzing at lunch time. It was tough to
get a seat, but we managed, and we waited for menus. When the waitress came around, she explained
that it was a “verbal” menu. I had never
heard of that in a Tex Mex restaurant before, but we asked what she
recommended.
She then immediately proceeded to speak words that I’m
surprised didn’t make me just gain ten pounds on the spot and explode out of my
pencil skirt from all the fat talk.
“We have deep fried chile rellenos covered in a homemade
sour cream based sauce, a kobe beef burger, a combo with a cheese enchilada, a
beef enchilada, and a chicken enchilada with ancho chile sauce, homemade pork
tamales, and maybe sopapillas for dessert?”
If I could have said what I wanted to say to this woman, I
would have said, “Actually, why don’t you just bring me one of those combo
meals, but triple it, a tranquilizer, and a bucket of cheese? Oh, and you can
just throw my laptop in the trash because I’ll be in a food coma for the next
ten hours.”
This is a prime example of the restaurant industry trying to
make you look like the nutty professor (the before version).
I had to ask specifically for something light, and she said that the options were slim but that they had a blackened salmon salad. I asked if it came with cheese or croutons and she said no.
I had to ask specifically for something light, and she said that the options were slim but that they had a blackened salmon salad. I asked if it came with cheese or croutons and she said no.
The result was an amazing salmon salad. I can’t believe she didn’t mention it to
begin with.
I am a sucker for avocados, so I was thrilled that the only fats in the salad were healthy ones. Tons of yummy veggies, and slices of fresh, beautiful avocados with a healthy vinaigrette. I ended up using the salsa as my dressing because it was legitimately the best salsa I’ve ever had in my life.
I am a sucker for avocados, so I was thrilled that the only fats in the salad were healthy ones. Tons of yummy veggies, and slices of fresh, beautiful avocados with a healthy vinaigrette. I ended up using the salsa as my dressing because it was legitimately the best salsa I’ve ever had in my life.
Texas salsa – 1, Florida salsa—0.
I’m one of those people that judges restaurants by their
salsa, so Irma’s gets an A+ in my book, even if they were trying to make me a viable
candidate for that 900 pound man show on TLC. This salad was awesome, it filled
me up, and I didn’t feel like I had acquired an additional chin.
The moral of the story is that there is always a healthy
choice, and you have to make it happen, even if it’s not “on the menu.” My lunch landed around 300 calories, when
that chile rellenos mess would have been over 1000. There’s a time and a place for that if you’re
into it, but definitely not before a meeting that you’ve been preparing for all
week.
Enjoy going out to eat, but make sure you know what’s in
your food (which is sometimes made difficult – especially if it’s a verbal
menu!). Opt for a salad when possible,
but say no to creamy dressing, say no to cheese, and say no to croutons. Living by those three rules in general will
save at least 300 calories on your meal.
It’s the simple changes that make the big difference.
I hope if you find yourself in Houston, you hit up Irma’s
and you turn down that train wreck of a suggestion list. The salmon salad is to die for. Live by rules like these whether you’re in
Texas, or anywhere else, y’all.
Texas is a state of mind.
Texas is an obsession.
Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word. ”
- John Steinbeck
Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word. ”
- John Steinbeck